Category: Music

I Can’t Live With You Anymore

I wrote a letter left it on the door You went and changed the locks Do I live here anymore And I pay my bills Changed the will Living the divorced life I can’t live without a wife Kids are changing schools You make up the rules with your...

If You’re Not Careful

Some people ask me how many drinks does it take To write those songs, songs that you make And I tell them I don’t know So just stop asking cause when i’m talking to you I’ve probably already had a few and if  you aint careful the next song...

Sometimes I Feel So Sad

Update:  This song has been included on the new Bear and Porch CD. To listen to it, or (soon) purchase it, please visit music.killfly.com Sometimes I feel so sad ‘Bout the girlfriend That I don’t have Sitting home alone again I want one by my side A woman through...

I Need a Stiff Drink

(written by Chris Poirier and Andrew Beardsley) Had a beer, just aint feeling right Wont get me in jail, get me in a fight Wont make me fall asleep somewhere I don’t know Wake up in the morning Wearing all my clothes [chorus] How Many, How many have you...

Waiting For You

—————— C I can’t Sleep F In this bed C Wait for a woman G She’s in my head C Perfect soul F Wait for me C I will wait G           C For eternity F               G        C I am the lonely Man —————— Restless nights I toss and turn...

Eastern Wind

While I’m at it, I might as well post another song that I made with the orchestra plugin. This one was supposed to have a middle-eastern sound to it, but also have a nice driving drum beat. The actual beat of the drums is pretty close to what I...

Piano Song

I never posted this song up here, but I tend to want to listen to it sometimes, so I thought a nice easy way to get to it would be nice (FTP is annoying sometimes).  Basically, this is a song I wrote to play with a new orchestra plugin...

Behringer B5 Disassembly

My Behringer B-5 microphone started making some weird thumping noises recently. After doing some cable swapping, and creative hookups between my preamp and a pair of headphones, I became 90% sure that it was the microphone making these weird noises. Also, the noises seem to be intermittent, so my...

Ode to Guinness

…Work in progress, currently only the chorus: [Chorus] Have a Guinness on me my friend, Drink it fast or slow, Finest stuff that’ll touch your lips, This I know for sure And if you’ve had quite a few You’ll be bangiiinnnnn…[slow down then pause] Doors down all around town...

Frank Caprio Wants to Rule the Universe

Today some of my friends and I noticed that the Frank Caprio namebrand seems to be everywhere. Whether it’s his huge picture on State websites, or his own CaprioTV, it appears the eventual plan is for world domination. Having seen too many Simpsons and Family Guy episodes, we have...