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Know a girl don’t believe in love at all Hearts been broken thrown against the wall a little prison she builds on her own take it or leave it she’s movin on Love’s a battle can’t never be won just let it alone so she can have her fun...

Wore out strings, know broken dreams, empty glasses know broken hearts Like a forest bereft of all streams, they don’t like to be apart Give it some time, let nature take hold. Forests ‘r like hearts, they like to grow old And he played the fiddle while she would...

Tank full of gas Cooler full of beer And a hot girl by my side Beach full of sand Aint nothing planned One thing on my mind Jump in the ocean Sun tan lotion want me to apply? wet bikini dry martini anchor over the side gonna have ourselves...

Douchebags everywhere popped collars and stupid hair baseball hat at the perfect angle Kegstands in the air shotgun or funnel a beer ice luge with a shot of jaegar Short skirt and makeup on showing off a sexy thong tramp stamp that says i’m easy all the guys think...

Here’s a PDF that details my first attempt at making ribs in an oven.  I took pictures too, but it’s too late, and my stomach is too full to bother posting those… Ribs in The Oven.PDF...

I wrote a letter left it on the door You went and changed the locks Do I live here anymore And I pay my bills Changed the will Living the divorced life I can’t live without a wife Kids are changing schools You make up the rules with your...

Some people ask me how many drinks does it take To write those songs, songs that you make And I tell them I don’t know So just stop asking cause when i’m talking to you I’ve probably already had a few and if  you aint careful the next song...

When I was a child I took a drive with my dear grandpa cross country, I found the man in me We got so close singing to the songs the night got late, the road got long I got hungry he stopped for me He’s my grandpa And I...