Douchebags everywhere
popped collars and stupid hair
baseball hat
at the perfect angle

Kegstands in the air
shotgun or funnel a beer
ice luge
with a shot of jaegar

Short skirt and makeup on
showing off a sexy thong
tramp stamp
that says i’m easy

all the guys think im hot
showing off what I got
and that aint much
but i’m horny

Red plastic cup
gonna go and fill it up
aint going home alone again

Red plastic cup
30 grand just to fill it up
But I’m hooking up again

I won’t call her in the morning
He’ll call me in the morning
hungover looking for
self-esteem

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Here’s a PDF that details my first attempt at making ribs in an oven.  I took pictures too, but it’s too late, and my stomach is too full to bother posting those…

Ribs in The Oven.PDF