Douchebags everywhere
popped collars and stupid hair
baseball hat
at the perfect angle
Kegstands in the air
shotgun or funnel a beer
ice luge
with a shot of jaegar
Short skirt and makeup on
showing off a sexy thong
tramp stamp
that says i’m easy
all the guys think im hot
showing off what I got
and that aint much
but i’m horny
Red plastic cup
gonna go and fill it up
aint going home alone again
Red plastic cup
30 grand just to fill it up
But I’m hooking up again
I won’t call her in the morning
He’ll call me in the morning
hungover looking for
self-esteem