Sandy Shorts
Tank full of gas Cooler full of beer And a hot girl by my side Beach full of sand Aint nothing planned One thing on my mind Jump in the ocean Sun tan lotion want me to apply? wet bikini dry martini anchor over the side gonna have ourselves...
Red Cup
Douchebags everywhere popped collars and stupid hair baseball hat at the perfect angle Kegstands in the air shotgun or funnel a beer ice luge with a shot of jaegar Short skirt and makeup on showing off a sexy thong tramp stamp that says i’m easy all the guys think...
Ribs in the Oven
Here’s a PDF that details my first attempt at making ribs in an oven. I took pictures too, but it’s too late, and my stomach is too full to bother posting those… Ribs in The Oven.PDF...
If You’re Not Careful
Some people ask me how many drinks does it take To write those songs, songs that you make And I tell them I don’t know So just stop asking cause when i’m talking to you I’ve probably already had a few and if you aint careful the next song...
Grandfather Man
When I was a child I took a drive with my dear grandpa cross country, I found the man in me We got so close singing to the songs the night got late, the road got long I got hungry he stopped for me He’s my grandpa And I...
Cuil – Another Look
“A new search engine! OMFG!!!!” That seems to be the reaction that a lot of people have whenever a new search engine comes out. There’s a huge fuss about it; Digg, Slashdot, and eventually CNN and MSNBC pick up on it, and everyone holds the new engine up for...
Help out a Small Business!
Check it out, you can help out a small business somewhere in the world: –...
Phototropism in Action – Tomato Plant
I finally got this video to work. It’s an example of how a plant (a tomato in this case) will bend itself toward light in an effort to maximise its photosynthesis. Ok, let’s see if this works: This was taken with a D300, 1 shot per minute, from about...
VB.NET DateSpan Class
Tired of writing code to find the years and months between two dates? ”’ <summary> ”’ Provides an easy way to get the number if years and months bewteen two dates. ”’ </summary> ”’ <remarks></remarks> Public Class DateSpan Dim _Years As Integer Dim _Months As Integer ...