- Paddling down river
- Curves and loops
- Last corner see ocean
- Taste water – “It’s definitely the ocean, water is getting salty.”
- Make it to beach. Go swimming but keep accidentally getting PFD on.
- Swimming Pool Laps
- Race K
- Keep losing because my arms hit stuff, or lane is too narrow and arm hits pool “gutter”
- Band Girl Setting Up on stage
- “Weren’t you here this morning?”
- “Yeah, we were here to wait around to look at a house.” (which ended up turning into the river trip to the ocean.)
- Movie Premiere
- Couches are empty. “Journalists” out in lobby don’t take seats. Invite to Band Girl could would have been room.
- Fireplace has smouldering logs.
- Joke about how journlists will review the movie as awesome without having seen it “Food was great, as was the roaring fire! The at-capacity seating…”
I Am The One
- Two brothers in bunk beds.
- One declares “dude…I think I am the one.” (a la Matrix).
- As soon as he says that, a blue shimmery “force field” surrounds him.
- Other brother says “yeah right”.
- Brother one says “No, watch, I’ll prove it to you. I can fly. Push me off the balcony.”
- They both go over to the balcony which is a wooden rickety structure like the one in Life of Brian.
- Brother 2 pushed brother 1. As soon as he does the blue glow transfers to the brother who pushed. The other one tumbles off the balcony, not understanding what just happened.
- I realize what to do. So I touch the brother still on the balcony, and now I am The One!
- I take off flying and bomb around the city blasting through buildings and stuff.
- Computer game. The mission is to protect this woman from men who are trying to assassinate her.
- In this city where there are tons of people. Every once in a while a man dashes out of the crowd with a gun and you have to try to shoot him.
- After a while the security group goes faster and I can’t keep up, so I cut a corner trying to reach them, but miss.
- I am crossing a bride trying to get back to the group when on of the assassins rushes past me. He is too fast and I miss him. He can also run faster then me and I am unable to pursue.
- End Dream
This was a pretty cool one:
this is new
- In some sort of casino or possibly a mall with a Japanese girl, and we have apparently been friends for a long time.
- She has lost her job and is crying that she’ll have no money to live. She has to find a new job.
- She runs away and I chase after her. Only seeing glimpses of her as she rounds corner after corner.
- I finally find her in a restaurant (pretty sure it was a Friendly’s). She is kneeling on the floor in front of a booth containing a family of four. She is pleading for a job from them.
- I grab her to console her and walk her away and try to stop her sobbing.
- We make our way back to the hallways of this mall and she stops where a group of five or more people have also stopped and are looking at the ceiling.
- One of the tiles from the ceiling lifts away and a man’s head appears in its place.
- The crowd starts throwing money at him and in return he takes down notes on a pad of paper. The girl I am with looks at me with a mixed expression of fear and excitement and says “I have to!” She opens up her purse which is hanging around her neck and takes out the last of her money. She wads it up and tosses it up to the man in the ceiling.
- The tile gets replaced and everybody stands around waiting.
- After a short while the man returns and starts handing wads of cash to some of the people. Aha! I think to myself, this is some sort of strange way to gamble.
- A gigantic wad of cash is given to the girl, hundreds of thousands of dollars! This will set us both up for life!
- That’s fine and dandy, but first we need to make ourselves blend in and get away because what we just did was apparently highly illegal.
- I grab some food on a tray from a cafeteria and follow her over to some seats in an upper terrace.
- On the way our gambling receipt blows off my tray of food. This is not good.
- I try to track it down only to have it blow into a pile of other papers surrounding a trash can.
- Before I can find it someone else does. An old Japanese lady.
- The receipt has our names on it I remember.
- She begins pointing at the two of us and yelling. I can’t tell what she’s saying, but I already know. “Those two are the ones that won all that money! Get them. Call the police!”
- We dash around the corner trying to find a place to hide. We crash through some doors onto a balcony with a staircase leading down four stories to a road below. The stairway has no corners or kinks, just one long set of steps down against the side of the building.
- Unfortunately we can already see police starting to congregate looking for the illegal gamblers. there is no escape down that path.
- We turn and go back inside and see a bunch of men running into the men’s room. We recognize some of them from the same group that we gambled with.
- “Comon!” I say.
- We both enter the bathroom and she runs for a stall to hide in.
- I talk to the doorman at the front of the bathroom. “Do you have any hair dye?” I ask. “Something to change black hair into something else?”
- “Sure any of these” he says while passing his hand over this odd-looking panel of buttons. “Or you could just use the soap. That works too.”
- I call for the girl to come over. She exits the stall and joins me at the front of the bathroom.
- She starts putting the soap in her hair, and it sort of works, but there are only highlights appearing, not the desired total hair color change we were looking for.
- She asks me to do it for her, and I oblige. But I must have used too much because her hair goes completely white and then starts to melt and fall out. I watch in horror as her once long black hair falls in clumps to the ground and starts smoking. “What is this stuff?” I think to myself.
- The clumps on the floor actually start to burn from the heat of the chemical reaction happening.
- The doorman seems unfazed, as if this happens every day (“It probably does.” I think to myself). All he does is grab a hose to try and put the fire out, but since it is a chemical file it does little but to spread the flames around.
This is where the dream ended. If I were to turn this into a story I would back up a bit and continue with my first thoughts after I woke up. In this revised ending:
- The hair dye works perfect and we get the light brown or whatever color we were looking for. I also use a pair of scissors to cut her waist-length hair up past her shoulders. It’s not a great haircut, but it will serve our purposes. (Edit: I suppose I need to do something about my looks as well, perhaps I also dye my hair, or shave it off or something).
- As soon as we finish trimming her hair we hear police closing in. We need to hide. The doorman sweeps away the hair into a wastebasket and we both dash into one of the stalls together. We put down the seat on the toilet and both climb on top (to hide our feet from police should they peer underneath).
- The police start searching the stalls one by one, and we hear them check the one next to us. When they finish (we hear the stall door closing), we silently get down, crawl under the middle divider to the stall they just checked and perform the same feat of getting up on the toilet seat cover (thankfully the seat was already down in this one).
- Ahh, I forgot to mention, there is fairly loud music playing in the bathroom, this helps us crawl under the stalls without the police hearing.
- The police finish their search, satisfied that “the gamblers” are not in here, and leave to search the rest of the building.
- We wait a while, exit the stall, give the doorman a gigantic tip, and slip out into the crowded mall.
The journal for this trip really begins shortly after last year’s fall run to Charleston. Eric Baruzzi (Officer in Charge, USCG Station Point Judith) mentioned he hadn’t seen my journal (still haven’t finished it) and while talking about the trip Eric commented he’d really like to join the crew. I figured it would probably never happen but lo-and-behold June 2nd rolls around and the two of us are on a Southwest flight from RI to Baltimore and then on to Charleston, SC.
Our B 50&51 boarding passes produce two seats in the last row of the plane and the flight is uneventful. On the connecting flight we have slightly better passes and as we walk up the isle I spot a row with an attractive woman in a window seat with the isle and center seats open. “How about here Eric” I say. “Let’s just go to those same seats in the back” says he. As we settle in we realize there are a total of 5 babies/toddlers surrounding us. “Want to go back”? Eric remarks. But the seats have been grabbed so we hope for the best. Turns out not one of those kids cried, screamed, whined, coughed, needed changing or sneezed. Totally amazing.
We make it to the Betty Ann at the far end of the Charleston City Marina Mega Dock before noon, meet Archie, stow our gear and I take Eric on a tour of the boat. Salty Mike’s bar is closed so we have lunch at the restaurant above then return to finish preparations for getting underway the next morning. By 3 PM we are ready for liberty in Charleston and, as is our habit, start at The Blind Tiger Pub. After a couple of rounds the rest of the crew arrive (Jim Geib and his daughter Stephanie) and we finish a few more rounds along with some fried green tomatoes, fritters and artichoke dip appetizers, then head off for a quick tour of downtown.
Eric recalls a prior visit, while on liberty from a USCG cutter, and a place where the back wall of the bar was a row of slurpy machines that served up different flavor margaritas. We happen to be right in front of Wet Willies bar, look inside, and that is the place! We did a quick tour of downtown then walked back to the now open Salty Mikes for dinner and drinks. A group of ‘locals’ provides some good eavesdropping entertainment. One guy is explaining that he can’t brush his teeth in the morning without gagging and the female in the group bursts out with some serious trash talk. All-in-all a good liberty call.
TUESDAY 03 JUNE
We are underway at 0700 with a full USCG sendoff!! (well I did have this great photo sitting around so why not push the truth a bit) Our destination is Point Judith R.I. and the plan is to go well off shore for a non-stop passage. This will be my third chance to round Cape Hatteras so I am psyched. The forecast is for a hot sunny day with light southerly winds; enough to fill the sails for motor sailing but nothing more. Eric starts an hourly plot of our progress which each subsequent watch faithfully maintains. Larry is not with us this trip, nor has he provisioned us with his frozen rib, chili, chicken and lasagna entrees. So what’s for supper? Archie pops open the freezer (which is struggling to maintain 22 degrees F during the hot day) and explains he bought a tray of chicken breasts, a bag of shrimp, a pork loin, two Willow Tree Farms chicken pot pies and some frozen mixed vegetables – the kind where you cook the bag in a microwave or pot of water. This is going to be like those cooking shows where the chefs are given a basket of ingredients and challenged to create a meal. I’m thinking Chinese chicken and vegetables on rice but there is no soy sauce. End up making a Thai type of sauce with milk, peanut butter, coconut rum and hot peppers.
WEDNESDAY 04 JUNE
Another hot day like yesterday with variable southerly winds. Jim G. tweaks the sail trim and we maintain about an 8 knot motor sail. Archie has acquired an asymmetrical jib and we’re all dying to try it but given the forecast we’ll be using the iron jenny instead. We dine on Archie’s sandwiches for lunch and then Eric and I break out fishing gear. There are only two lures in the tackle box so we put the small Kastmaster on the spinning rod and a tuna squid lure on the larger bait casting rod. Amid a bit of heckling we settle down behind the cockpit. Music from Eric’s phone, and even a cold beer, complete the setting. An hour or so goes by with no fish so we switch rods to change our luck but the fish are not cooperating and the heckling intensifies a bit. Eventually we reel in the spinning rig and secure the other rod to the inflatable.
I take the helm and while Jim and Stephanie are enjoying a dolphin show at the bow I spot a weather “super buoy” charted several miles ahead on the chart plotter. Hmmmm, a good spot for Mahi Mahi, so I alter course three degrees to port and after a bit tell Eric to man the rod. We take the buoy close aboard and after we pass Eric calls out “fish on”. I slow the boat while Eric fights the fish.
Even the doubters are on board now – they are even suggesting ways to cook it. But it is not to be. Eric gets it to within 50′ of the boat, it is a good sized Mahi, but it surfs down the face of the large following swell, spits out the hook and disappears. We try again at a large abandoned light tower off Hatteras. It is an imposing structure and Archie, who is at the helm, maintains separation and I come up empty so frozen shrimp replaces fresh fish on the dinner menu. But on the bright side I have now made it around the Cape. We should have implemented some sort of recognition ritual – a minor version of King Neptune’s Court for those that cross the equator.
THURSDAY 05 JUNE
As dawn beaks it is apparent the NOAA’s predicted west wind has not materialized and we continue to motor sail along our 038 M track with the same following breeze at 7-8 knots. A front was forecast to pass our area but we are now so far offshore the VHF weather stations are quiet. Out comes the users manual for the single side band radio. Hmmmm – complicated stuff – multiple daytime and night time frequencies to choose from, weather only broadcast at certain times (like the system we experienced sailing off the coast of France). Lots of squealing/howling type sounds but nothing useful.
Late in the afternoon I suggest we kill the engine for at least a bit of sailing and for one hour we do glide along quietly enjoying nature’s free power. But then the front comes through. Wind goes calm, fire up the engine, reef the main, wind and seas pick up, oops – Jim and Eric deal with a parted mainsail outhaul.
Then a truly insane experience cooking dinner. I’d planned pan seared pork loin with peach salsa and mashed potatoes and managed to pull it off. But while rocking and rolling, slipping and sliding in the galley with a pot of boiling potatoes and a sizzling frying pan next to me as I’m dicing peaches and vegetables I was thinking P&J sandwiches would have been a wiser menu. Stephanie wasn’t feeling up to a full meal but chowed down on some mashed potatoes. Jim also passed so there was more than plenty for Archie, Eric and me.
The rest of the night was reminiscent of a Twilight Zone episode. When I came on watch at 0200 Eric asked me to check his last two hourly plots. I plotted the two GPS fixes on the chart and came up with near identical positions as his. “Then we have a problem” says Eric, “we’re heading straight toward Jones Beach”. The chart plotter showed our heading parallel to the coast, compass course was fine and we were well offshore so we weren’t concerned, just very puzzled. Throw in a couple of 180 degree wind shifts and a missing sea buoy and the hairs started rising on the back of our necks. We agrees we were too fatigued to figure out the plots so put that off to tomorrow.
FRIDAY 06 JUNE
My favorite way to wake up – “Anyone want egg sandwiches”? asks Stephanie. And she delivers some excellent ones on grilled English muffins. Eric and I return to the plotting question and conclude since the only chart we could use that far offshore was the small scale chart covering Cape May to Cape Cod, our plots had been skewed.
It is obvious to all that the weather has kept us from making a hoped for stop at Block Island so we settle down motor sailing in a pleasant Northwest breeze and plan for a late arrival at Point Judith. Stephanie has had enough for one trip and makes arrangements for a pickup when we tie up. The rest of the crew celebrates another successful trip with beer, rum and whatever else is found in the Captains liquor locker.